1. how I met your father - alternate take on chapter 8’s ending

    beingevil:

    Summary: A 494-word discarded (for now) take on the ending for Chapter 8 of How I Met Your Father. So this is an alternate take, rather than a preview.

    If you wanted to skip straight to an alternative-path happy ending, this would be it.

    A/N: I wanted more gratuitously happy fic (this chapter will be… not as happy as the ones before, but have faith!) 

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    I HAVE FEELINGS!

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  2. lanimalu:

    No one cares, Loki. It’s all your fault.

  3. queenstardust: Today I give you…Thorthoro! Lol. I have no idea how I came up with this, I just dreamt it.

    queenstardust:

    Today I give you…

    Thorthoro!

    Lol. I have no idea how I came up with this, I just dreamt it.

  4. How I Met Your Father - Chapter 7 - in your hands

    beingevil:

    How I Met Your Father - Chapter 7 - in your hands

    series summary: Thor Odinson is a young up and coming barrister who becomes involved in the messy divorce proceedings of one Loki Laufeyson and his custody battle for his four children. Their relationship becomes steadily more unprofessional*.

    chapter summary: Matters come to a head. Of sorts.

    wordcount: 19,273 (total). 3,753 (this chapter - longest chapter ever so far), excluding the bonus scene (127).

    A/N: I know, it’s been ages! Thank you everyone who hasn’t given up on this story, and everybody who sweetly and subtly (and not-so-subtly, eheh) asked about it. Thank you for your attention, your patience, and most of all, for your support. I’ll do my best to make sure the wait for the next chapter isn’t as long.

    This one is especially for:

    1. The lovely amandes, whose assistance (and kindness) on this was invaluable. Any remaining mistakes here are entirely mine;

    2. The wonderful Pancakes, who didn’t give up on this story in all the months it went quiet (thank you :D); 

    3. The lovely Khursten, who has been nothing but delightful when it comes to this story, and who makes me want to make it deserving of her wonderfulness and enthusiasm; 

    4. The lovely Chrissie, who, in the course of dinner one day, looked at me over the table and asked, “Is That Story updated?” (For us, it was not necessary to say which story she meant)

    To my (negative) answer (which, come to think of it, may have been only a shamefaced look), she gave me a Look and said, “Then do something about it.”

    “Yes,” I said meekly, and this was (eventually) the result.

    * SO incredibly unprofessional.

     I cannot contain my happiness. 

    Live blog goes here.

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  5. amandes:

    catraverse:

    beingevil:

    at first I was looking at this

    and I was okay

    until I suddenly thought

    THIS REMINDS ME OF JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY

    OMG I SEE IT

    How about the part where he GAVE HIS HEART FOR MORE POWER. SOBBING FOREVER.

  6. ikolism:

    nostalgia for the light by megatruh

  7. How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

    • Dad: Have you seen my phone?
    • You: I sent it off, I know not where.
    • Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
    • Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
    • Friend: You're so crazy.
    • Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
    • Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
    • Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
    • Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
    • Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
    • Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
    • Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
    • Mom: Stop changing channels--
    • Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

  8. jakeolson:

    And Daddy too… - We were raised together

  9. amandes:

    jakeolson:

    We were raised together. We played together…

    all my crais.

  10. zzazu:

    anorie:

    borednawkward:

    This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

    #Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

    he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

About me

Moromi is the mish mash of gunk constantly fermented in order to create the best of things like shoyu, sake, and vinegar.

I realize that I am a moromi. And this is me in fermentation as I become the best me ever.