1. bluestiel:

absolutely no one finds me as amusing as I do

    bluestiel:

    absolutely no one finds me as amusing as I do

  2. shandrethlar:

    I was going through my old likes trying to find a certain picture…
    Couldn’t help it - This makes me laugh far too much 

  3. yukihana:

miss-azura:

sheislove530:

-everysecond:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

Is bread.

    yukihana:

    miss-azura:

    sheislove530:

    -everysecond:

    4ngelo:

    theodorepython:

    miami-tea:

    The Defibrillator Toaster

    My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

    “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

    He’s bread, Jim.

    Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

    If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

    JESUS CRUST.

    JAM IT!

    “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

    I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

    HES BREAD JIM

    JESUS CRUST

    If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

    Best. Laugh. Ever.

    I’m toast. 

    Is bread.

  4. we-are-revolting:

we-are-revolting:

s0c1al1sm:

teaandthorazine:

“Engels, you’re being obtuse.”

Omg I’m dying.

Right Engels. actually it should be Correct Engels

A communist triangle is one in which all Engels are equal.

    we-are-revolting:

    we-are-revolting:

    s0c1al1sm:

    teaandthorazine:

    “Engels, you’re being obtuse.”

    Omg I’m dying.

    Right Engels. actually it should be Correct Engels

    A communist triangle is one in which all Engels are equal.

About me

Moromi is the mish mash of gunk constantly fermented in order to create the best of things like shoyu, sake, and vinegar.

I realize that I am a moromi. And this is me in fermentation as I become the best me ever.

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