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absolutely no one finds me as amusing as I do
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I was going through my old likes trying to find a certain picture…
Couldn’t help it - This makes me laugh far too much -
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
Best. Laugh. Ever.
I’m toast.
Is bread.
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“Engels, you’re being obtuse.”
Omg I’m dying.
Right Engels.
actually it should be Correct EngelsA communist triangle is one in which all Engels are equal.
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